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I would absolutely spend $1,500 on a blue velvet sofa that was marked down from $5,000.I would also buy that gorgeous white coffee table and a rug that is so desirable even a Pomeranian with alopecia wants to call it home.Anyone that can get Erika Jayne to chop chiles and talk about how the only thing she can make is a grilled cheese sandwich is a winner in my book. 1 Gay Mikey sitting around her house and she asks him if he wants anything for lunch. She told me to just walk like I’m going down the street to get some food.And that’s how Gigi taught me how to walk.” That is amazing because, first of all, it confirms what we all believe: Walking in a fashion show isn’t that hard.Kyle’s advice is absolutely correct, and she delivers it in a way that is both scathing and caring at the same time. However, I wouldn’t have taken that advice because, like Eden, I do all sorts of stupid things with hot guys over the internet.There’s some gay in Dublin whom I regularly send dick pics just so he’ll keep telling me dirty sex stories.I mean, if Jesus didn’t want us to do these things then he never would have told Jim Bellino to invent the internet.Even Lisa Vanderpump somehow makes buying her 24-year-old son a fully furnished condo look totally relatable.

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I would absolutely spend $1,500 on a blue velvet sofa that was marked down from $5,000.

,500 on a blue velvet sofa that was marked down from ,000.I would also buy that gorgeous white coffee table and a rug that is so desirable even a Pomeranian with alopecia wants to call it home.Anyone that can get Erika Jayne to chop chiles and talk about how the only thing she can make is a grilled cheese sandwich is a winner in my book. 1 Gay Mikey sitting around her house and she asks him if he wants anything for lunch. She told me to just walk like I’m going down the street to get some food.And that’s how Gigi taught me how to walk.” That is amazing because, first of all, it confirms what we all believe: Walking in a fashion show isn’t that hard.Kyle’s advice is absolutely correct, and she delivers it in a way that is both scathing and caring at the same time. However, I wouldn’t have taken that advice because, like Eden, I do all sorts of stupid things with hot guys over the internet.There’s some gay in Dublin whom I regularly send dick pics just so he’ll keep telling me dirty sex stories.I mean, if Jesus didn’t want us to do these things then he never would have told Jim Bellino to invent the internet.Even Lisa Vanderpump somehow makes buying her 24-year-old son a fully furnished condo look totally relatable.

How is it that Kyle, who is at the center of this real-estate infomercial, ended up looking so good this season?It is so wonderful when he tries to tell Eden about his shirt and pants with a dinosaur on them and Eden translates his own tiny brand of sign language.I hope that Dorit gets her wish and she gets to hear his words soon. And that is the sound that cynicism makes when it dies.Second of all, you know that was some serious shade from Gigi as retaliation for mom Yolanda Bananas Foster against Amelia’s mom, who is her sworn enemy. Gigi Hadid does not know what it is like to walk down the street “for food.” She has never walked down a street in her life.She has tendonitis of the thumb from pressing the Uber button on her phone so often. She is contractually forbidden from talking about eating in public and wearing Keds.

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